So as the title says, its been a while since i've written one of these things, and theres no real reason for this, except for the fact that time is actually dissapearing at a stupid rate ... given the fact the world is ending in 2012 i'd kinda like time to slow down please ......
I've got no real reason for writing tonight, apart from the fact that 1) i quite enjoy it, and 2) I'm killing time til TOWIE is on ..... there's no real banter going on with twitter - thanks Spurs ...... as everyone is apparently watching 22 men kick a ball about a green field ..... So anyways in the background i've got Kerry Katona on, and is it just me but is this 'mother' on here an absolute leech or what? i'd drop the pikey with a shit tattoo on her hand on her head ..... Seriously, its a true fact we are a product of our parents, no offence ..... but look at the mother you can see why KK has turned out like she has ..... So she don't like her house .... GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE, GET A JOB AND PAY FOR YOUR OWN GAFF ..... Dear God ........ and we wonder why this country is in the state it is .....
So anyways, apart from being a dREAMboat what else has been going on .... Well moving is top of the priorities, 6 weeks and the lease on the cottage is up and its time to shift myself over to the neighbouring side of South Woodford or thereabouts .... slightly excited about this, but seriously house hunting is so effing stressful .... But anyways, its well under way .... 6 weeks is going to come round so bloody quickly too so basically WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!! Pardon the pun, but yeah the manor needs to expand in size and its going to be in perfect timing for tearing the arse out of a summer of BBQ's Music and Palllllllsh ..... Whole new chapter begins now, nice new start in a good place, and yeah i'm gonna be vintage .... AND WHAT!
haha my 30th Birthday is basically a week away, and i've been building up to it in my head and now its pretty much here, i've decided i want to do as little as possible for it and thats not because i can't physically wait to start my dirty30's but more because I've realised that i just can't do everything .... Really looking forward to going for a banging dinner with the blood famalam .... hoping my Dad is gonna pull out all the stops and take me somewhere proper with my mum and my brother ..... Standard behaviour for Easter Sunday ... Mass drinking binge down brick lane ending up at Fuse .... Mainly because its easy and i know everyone will be there ... People keep on asking me what i want for my b/day and honestly its so hard to know because i dont really want much 2bh - I know i'm getting my Cocoon in the Park ticket off 2 of my friends which will be splendid but apart from that i don't really want very much! I'd like a birthday cake and a badge though!
Sorry but on this Kerry Katona show the MOTHER is stillllll whinging about her smaller house and honestly i am gobsmacked at how vile a woman could possibly be ........ she needs to stop being a leech and sort her fucking life out .....
Alright .... i've been down the Gym working my fat self out, and honestly i've been really struggling with the motivation levels, not that i think i am quite obese, but i am really not that happy with my progress you know ... the amount i've been going to the gym i should be basically anorexic now .... and do you know what i've probably lost about 3lbs since December .... its really quite de-motivating ..... however on the positive i am about 700 times fitter (physically) than i was ... but i can't really work it out, i've only managed to come to one conclusion .... I AM NOT NORMAL ...... Still i am not going to give up but i am going on a BIG detox after the birthday carnage .... i've managed a few weeks off the booze but i'm gonna actually get it out my life and if i do fall off the wagon i am only allowed a SMALL vodka and soda water ...... and another thing ... cigarettes are officially banned from my life too .....this came into effect Monday of this week and so far so good, i don't even know why i smoke, i am not addicted but i just think its somethign to do when i'm pissed out my face!
So anyways, theres a biiiiiiiiiiig weekend in London town coming up which i am slightly excited about .... Desolat comes to that new club Pulse and pretty much everyone who's anyone is going .... I am so excited to see Martin Buttrich_Live i might even wet myself before then .... The line up is ridiculous but i am most excited for this as i've not seen MB yet and all the others i have about 65485484 times already! :-) I guess its pretty much all downhill to the birthday from here on out ..... Oh well BOV!!!!
In addition to this, i am getting my arm pierced, my tattoo inked again in a few areas, and i'm gonna have a few days off work im not entirely sure what im going to do, but i need some eyelashes and im debating botox on my time off too .... my head is like a wrinkled mess ...... whoever said to grow old gracefully obviously didn't give a shit what they looked like .... while theres botox i will not be having lines in my forehead!!!!!
I've had a splendid last few weeks ..... i've spent a lot of time with some of my favourite people, and its become apparent that factually i have THE best boy and girl in my life as my best pals ....... and now the summer's literally on the horizon well i'm gonna be wearing a smile until October 4th ish .......
Oh my mother deserves a mention ....2 tickets for Take That in July for me as a little present ............ Love You Mummit ... theres a reason you are my god!
Now then ... i need to go hang out the washing and make another drink its nearly TOWIE time .........
I will blog again very soon ..... i might have something exciting to tell everyone in a few days time .... <3 <3 <3
Much Love and Stuff
ME xxxxxx
