I Like Driving In My Car .......

I'm sitting here on my majorly uncomfortable sofa watching my boaty new TV that i got for Xmas catching up on a few bits i've got on the Sky+ to watch .... ok so Take Me Outs on the hit list ..... Scott from cambridge fyi ISN'T fit .... not one little bit ..... i'm feeling like a right fat old thing cos Emma cooked the most banging dinner and i've consumed a little bit of booze *shock* this evening ...... and i'm gonna even smoke another fag just because ......

I'm in a really weird mood today, probably the worst start to a Thursday ever - decided to drive my motor into some old bint's car at the traffic lights this morning on my way to work didn't i .... car really needed a new bonnet so just decided the best thing to do was to just go into the back of someone ..... can you even believe me i am soooooooooooo cross right now - thats completely f**ked things up for me, now i've gotta get the car repaired, insurance job etc so I'm having to sacrifice my little weekend break with my best pals to the german techno haven that is Berlin .............. FUMING PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, I AM GUTTED .... gonna miss out on Berghain, Panorama Bar & Watergate ......

This take me out makes me actually DIE ..... these women are actually desperate - remind me if i ever turn into one lock me in a room for my own safety alone - who actually says things like they do to men?! Well maybe apparently women like that are the majority and perhaps i'm the minority , however Paddy McGuiness is a proper SORT!!! ..... that said, i was twittering the other day saying how much i'd like to go on a date .... well the fact of the matter is, i want to go on a nice date, a proper one with someone who actually does'nt make my skin crawl - is that actually too much to ask?! i think not myself but apparently its like asking to get blood out of a stone .....

So anyways, the bouncer is driving me mad - its all my own fault too, i decide to hmmmmn pursue him a little bit, by getting his phone no, and now he's driving me mental to come round, errr how about no take me for bloody dinner!!! Hes a bouncer tho, so you know as well as i do its going no where fast, i dont even know what i was thinking he's not remotely my type and a bit of a meat head .... but weirdly he's caught my eye - i'm quite sure i'll be over it by sunday .... and well cracking on to a bouncer in one of your most visited bars is surely asking for trouble right?! Someone actually tell me that it is, for the love of GOD ..... I've got this odd feeling that i'm going to get myself into a right little situation, which i can clearly see happening, yet theres nothing i can do to stop it .... i've accepted in my life that sometimes i just have to let these things happen, be it good or bad .... i'm just hoping that well it don't get too complicated ... god i'm so fickle, personally i'm blaming the red wine consumed sunday in the king will which egged myself on to text back .... Playing by the Rules THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDD (from now on in)

So i've been on a facebook delete lately, deleted some right tobys .... who i personally can't stand - mainly because i don't like people who are vile and rude about others knowing nothing about them ..... you know the narrow minded Romford boys who think they are better than what they are .... you know the kind who say 'urgh im not going mulletover/fuse cos its too essex' errrrr hellooooooo you are from f**king essex .... deal with it ........ and factually i'm correct .... because these dickheads who actually go to mullet / fuse or circo loco only go cos its cool .. none of them got a clue about DJ's or Music ....

 I LOVE Music ... and DJs - not because everyone else does, but because i like good music ... all good music .... my point is perfectly proven on NYD at Circo Loco ... i despiseeeeeeeeeeee Great Suffolk St carpark ... fact Circo Loco at Matter was the nuts dont care what anyone says, matter was / is a good club anyways, i'm on a tangent, let me get back to what i was talking about ..... People go to parties cos they think its cool ..... if i hear 'Lee Foss is sick' one more time i will scream ................. Lee Foss was playing early at Circo, and a large selection of people thought Dyed Soundorom was Lee Foss (until i clearly pointed out it wasn't) I was sent to hunt down Lee (because no one knows what he looks like!!!!) .... there he was playing to an empty room ... so i told him i'd fill the room ... he looked bored and uninterested (and that people didn't change during his whole set - which for once, wasn't bad) So went and found the 'faces' who love lee foss ... and you know what  .... all i got was 'are u sure thats lee' 'its not very good' ha ha ha ... make me laugh or what ... Lee Foss is a superb producer and in the studio (in my opinion) but watching him play out ... nah not so much and for NYD he wasn't that spangled, so i for one was quite impressed ...... Aftermath, people can't believe it wasn't as good as his podcasts they all have on repeat at various after parties i've been at!!!

Just my opinions, it don't make me right ... but i am right on the whole Essex thing - drives me bloody potty .... Stop being ashamed of it and looking down your nose ..... you are from essex - deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!

For the Record .... LUCIANO IS THE BEST DJ EVER ...... Thank You and Goodnight

<3 Big Love
Clairy x

One for a Tuesday

I'm gonna write some random rubbish every now and then ..... Much to the horror of people who know me, and the entertainment of those who don't .....

Sometimes i might name & shame people if i think its worth it, after all this is my space to say whatever i like ..... but its only my opinion / thoughts / beliefs - I did this a while back when i was like 24 & reading on some of the things i used to say, i did laugh a lot ..... there on my myspace - which i think just about still exists .....

Most of the time i might just talk about the sex, drugs and Fuse in my life and then sometimes i might talk about some other shizzle which interests me (probably some non important ZELEB shite that i've witnessed in my local pub .... Yes people its the King William IV from THAT programme based in the part of Essex i reside in)

For the record though .... i am actually an Islington girl who grew up in Chelmsford and then last year upped and moved myself to the vainest part of Essex known to man .... i've fully immersed myself into it  & i am the polar opposite of the wagabees that flock to this area .... but i really do love where i live & have some amaaaaazing people in my life from round here!

I don't really have much else to say right now ... well except the fact that i'm listening to Radio 1 at work but wondering if i can get away with playing Locodice & Marco Carola new mix that i downloaded last night without anyone moaning about the 'noise' .... i need to see if its actually any good!

Thats all for now .......

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